1000 members in 48 hours: touching grass speedrun (failed)

A gay man announces his freshly-minted political identity group with the energy of someone who just discovered contrarianism and thinks GB News is a legitimate news outlet. He's discovered that disagreeing with mainstream left-wing politics makes him unique, and he's here to tell you about it—repeatedly—while simultaneously defending himself against a strawman version of gay people he invented. The "blue haired degenerate" reference ensures maximum cringe while he frantically recruits strangers on the internet to validate his newly discovered political personality.