man gets lifetime ban for eating mcnuggets on coaster, definitely worth it

A YouTuber achieved permanent banishment from Six Flags parks by attempting to consume a full McDonald's meal while actively riding the Millennium Force, demonstrating the exact kind of decision-making that makes you question natural selection. This is peak "I did it for content" energy—the kind of content that makes VICE editors sigh while still clicking publish. The fact that this man thought bringing fast food onto a high-speed roller coaster was a viable content strategy speaks volumes about what remains of the internet's creative well.