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Drums go brrr, consciousness go spinny
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Drums go brrr, consciousness go spinny

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A self-serious graphic from what appears to be an actual organization that genuinely believes percussion is a pharmaceutical substitute. The minimalist design and wellness-friendly gradient can't mask the unhinged core thesis that banging sticks together unlocks your third eye. Someone paid actual money for this, and somewhere, someone is using it to recruit people to their drum circle cult. Peak spirituality-flavored marketing slop masquerading as ancient wisdom.
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