confused slide declares independence via stream-of-consciousness rockers

Someone's had a complete mental break mid-sentence, announcing they've become a slide, their head's gotten in the way, and they're now some kind of rocker-adjacent entity. It's like watching someone's brain just tap out and restart mid-thought, except they committed fully to the bit and kept the recording running. Vibe: AI voice model having an existential crisis in real-time Key topics: becoming inanimate objects, head-related complications, rockers, goodbye Transcript: And I am a slide. We've gone to my head, goodbye. I am decked with rockers pack.