girl scout casually threatens your soul, man stays dressed for syrian emergency

A Facebook post from 'Bots of New York' recounting an absurd encounter with a girl scout with a soul-stealing dog scout, followed by a photo of a man in winter clothing wearing glasses, a beanie, and a serious expression, embodying the paranoid energy of the story. Extracted text: Bots of New York 26 Feb 2022 "I still find it a little unsettling that anyone can knock on your door at any time. Just last week I got a knock on the door. So I opened the door, and a girl scout was standing there, holding a dog scout. 'It's a trained dog,' she told me. 'It will absolutely take your soul if you're not who she wants you to be.' Something about that simple knowledge coupled with my inability to imagine that she might have a slightly flawed view of the world forced me to take her seriously. And she said: 'Are you ready? It's just a dog scout!' And I said: 'Of course I am.' And she said: 'Then why are you wearing a suit?' And I said: 'Because the war is happening in Syria, and it's important to be ready.'"