crusades comparison makes email sound like returning from actual war

ADHD comics creator celebrates finding her people online by dunking on the mundane terror of checking email. The hyperbolic crusades metaphor lands because it captures that specific flavor of executive dysfunction where a single task feels like an epic ordeal. It's self-aware enough to be funny, unhinged enough to be entertaining, and niche enough to feel like actual community inside-joke energy rather than corporate neurodiversity cosplay.