toaster james rises: breakfast cultism meets x-files fan fiction fever dream
THE TRUTH IS OUT THERE! WHY TRY AGAIN IN A NEW SEASON? (HINT)
TRUST NO ONE
(SPECIALLY IN VOICETOASTER)
ALIEN ARTIFACTS
OR ASCOT ATTIRE?
TONE EPPERS BARREL!
REJECTED
CULTIST
TOASTER JAMES TRIUMPHANT!
BREAKFAST FIGHT CONTINUES!
FAILED AUDITION:
INSIFFICIENTLY MYSTIQUE.
TRY AGAIN MORE GLITTER
REJECTED
CULTIST
REJECTED
CULTIST
FLIMSY FABRICATIONS!
CULT COMMITTEE ON CAREFUL CRITERIA
CONVENES!
Dateline:
Spears Exposed