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British tabloid discovers 'dishwasher causes terrorism' angle, somehow
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British tabloid discovers 'dishwasher causes terrorism' angle, somehow

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A tabloid newspaper front page from the Daily Mail dated February 11, 2026, featuring sensational headline coverage of a school stabbing incident involving a 13-year-old suspect, alongside separate stories about dishwasher disputes and Sarah Ferguson. The layout uses bold typography, dramatic language, and includes photos of people referenced in the stories. Extracted text: Daily Mail WEDNESDAY, FEBRUARY 11, 2026 dailymail.co.uk £1.20 90p to subscribers Row over how to stack the dishwasher that turned me into a Walkaway Wife SEE PAGES 20-21 TEEN HELD FOR 'TERROR STABBING' OF BOYS, 12 AND 13, IN CLASS Witnesses claim attacker, 13, shouted 'Allahu Akbar' during rampage at London school By Rebecca Camber and Kristina Wemyss A BOY of 13 launched a stabbing rampage in a school yesterday, leaving two children fighting for their lives in a suspected terror attack. In the middle of a classroom just before lunch, a teenager pulled out a knife and stabbed a 13-year-old boy in the neck and back while shouting 'Allahu Akbar', witnesses said. Seconds later, a second boy aged 12 was knifed in front of screaming classmates at a school in Brent, north-west London. Armed police raced to the school but the knifeman had fled. A suspect, who has not been named, was arrested on suspicion of attempted murder after being found hiding nearby around an hour later. Sources said he was in the school's medical office when questioned about how he managed to get into the school building with a concealed weapon. Last night the two wounded boys remained in hospital. Scotland Yard said counter-terrorism police were investigating the incident amid suspicions Turn to Page 5 Lying low: Sarah Ferguson with her daughter Princess Eugenie Revealed: Where shamed Fergie's hiding - while plotting return SEE PAGES 8-9
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