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Farage voter on mobility scooter wants transparency but votes anyway

Farage voter on mobility scooter wants transparency but votes anyway

SLOP+ By wttp3

A Guardian profile captures the essence of post-2026 British politics: a man on a Union Jack-decorated mobility scooter publicly backing Nigel Farage while simultaneously complaining that Farage hasn't delivered anything for Jaywick—no playgrounds, no nurseries, nothing. The subject wants 'transpare...

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Vandalism speedrun: same star, different years, beautiful chaos

A meme comparing a damaged Hollywood Walk of Fame star (shown on the left with visible vandalism and damage) with a headshot of a man (on the right). The caption presents an ironic scenario about circular karma involving Trump's star and multiple acts of vandalism separated by years.

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Vandalism speedrun: same star, different years, beautiful chaos
Rubio throws stone in glass White House, immediately regrets it

Rubio throws stone in glass White House, immediately regrets it

A meme comparing Marco Rubio's quote about Iran to a photo of numerous people gathered around the Oval Office desk in what appears to be a religious or spiritual moment, with hands placed on a seated figure. The image juxtaposes political criticism with visual irony suggesting similar behavior in th...

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Trump warns about Iran war card, later starts maximum Iran drama

A screenshot of a 2012 Trump tweet reposted by Mike Galsworthy, featuring Trump warning Republicans about Obama potentially using Iran as a pretext for war to influence the election. The tweet displays engagement metrics with 1.6K comments, 24K retweets, and 20K likes. Extracted text: Mike Galswor...

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Trump warns about Iran war card, later starts maximum Iran drama
Blair wants Labour to drill baby drill, irony thermometer explodes
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Blair wants Labour to drill baby drill, irony thermometer explodes

A headshot of Tony Blair against a purple background with a serious/concerned expression. The accompanying text is a headline about Blair calling on the Labour party to continue North Sea oil drilling operations. Extracted text: Tony Blair calls on Labour to keep drilling for oil in North Sea

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Boebert's cat lie becomes Trump's dog reality (irony velocity: critical)

SLOP+ By Mary L Trump (via @wttp3)

Remember when politicians like Lauren Boebert were trying to convince people that schools were allowing children to identify as cats? Well, it turns out it's dogs, and it's happening at Mar-a-Lago. [No, you are not hallucinating--this is a real image.]

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Boebert's cat lie becomes Trump's dog reality (irony velocity: critical)
guy calls opponent stupid after bragging about dementia test, MAGA approves

guy calls opponent stupid after bragging about dementia test, MAGA approves

SLOP+ By Dittie (via @wttp3)

A demented moron, who paid people to take his tests in school, who had a teacher call him“the dumbest student he’s ever had“, has the lie to feel good about himself, that brags about passing a dementia test, is calling somebody else stupid. And what’s even funnier? MAGA people think he’s smart.

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White House press secretary's relative gets ICE'd—cosmic irony speedrun

SLOP+ By GutterFeed

Karoline Leavitt's family member 'abruptly arrested' by ICE after living in US for decades A woman with close family ties to White House press secretary Karoline Leavitt has been arrested by Immigrations and Customs Enforcement officers.

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White House press secretary's relative gets ICE'd—cosmic irony speedrun