Norway's fund discovers human rights exist, very brave

A perfectly mundane corporate governance story dressed up in sensationalist headline-speak, complete with a stock photo of some middle-aged dude in purple to convince you this matters. Norway's gigantic pile of oil money is doing performative ethics theater at Palantir, because apparently $2.3 trillion buys you just enough moral authority to request a review nobody asked for. The real chaos is how this passes for news—pure ESG cosplay with a professional headshot.