MP discovers the moon stays in the same place, documents his own stupidity
CONSPIRACY-BRAIN-ROTβREMOVE FILTER
chemtrails + power-ups + trust issues = peak chronically-online chaos
TRUST NO_ONE BITCH IN TUTO: THE LOGIC CHAOS THE CHEMTRAILS ARE OUT QUIIRE MY POWER-UPS! DISC.
Peak slop: CIA mk-ultra but make it celebrity clinic gossip
A Facebook conspiracy theory thread featuring two users making outlandish claims about CIA mind control and celebrity medical treatments. The post includes a GIF of two women at what appears to be a public event, with one appearing confused or distressed. The comments escalate into increasingly unhi...
Israeli avocados now have 5G, apparently. Peak slop.
Someone fed a conspiracy rant through corrupted OCR 47 times
A chaotic, all-caps conspiracy-theory styled warning poster with an orange/brown background. The text is garbled, almost AI-corrupted gibberish mixed with aggressive warnings about 'the secret elite' and 'chains.' Multiple bullet points escalate the hysteria, culminating in repeated calls to arms. T...
Bigfoot alphabet Illuminati zodiac cipher wake up sheeple
A chaotic conspiracy-theory meme featuring a pink-coded animated female character on the left, paired with a surreal, psychedelic artwork depicting a bearded man surrounded by floating letters and cryptic symbols. The entire composition is framed as a series of increasingly unhinged text messages to...
Touch grass, not conspiracy rabbit holes
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Candace claims she's X-Men eligible but plays dumb to avoid recruitment
SLOP+ By Cinema Shogun (via @wttp3)
Candace Owens is now saying agents tried to get her to join the X-Men school too because she had special abilities like Charlie Kirk. She thinks she was one of the chosen ones. She claims she was spared because she pretended to be an idiot. Thatβs where weβre at folks.
Single mom's plush collection β ICE assassination weapon, apparently
SLOP+ By Tim Hannan (via @wttp3)
If you think a single mother whose car is filled with stuffed animals is trying to murder ice agents you are a brainwashed fucking idiot.
solved crime with escort theory, very normal analysis
cp (via @wttp3)β’
roommate can't order nuggets without invoking illuminati
Imagine living with Alex jones. Youd ask him what he wants from mcdonalds and hed reply "9/11 was an inside job and the cheese industry is run by satanic cults who want to take over the world"