Peak slop: CIA mk-ultra but make it celebrity clinic gossip
CONSPIRACY-BRAIN-ROTβREMOVE FILTER
Israeli avocados now have 5G, apparently. Peak slop.
A chaotic collage of social media screenshots showing a conspiracy theory post about exploding avocados with nano-tracking devices, overlaid with dark/infrared imagery of what appears to be a sea creature, and various messaging app conversations with nonsensical text. The composition is deliberately...
Someone fed a conspiracy rant through corrupted OCR 47 times
A chaotic, all-caps conspiracy-theory styled warning poster with an orange/brown background. The text is garbled, almost AI-corrupted gibberish mixed with aggressive warnings about 'the secret elite' and 'chains.' Multiple bullet points escalate the hysteria, culminating in repeated calls to arms. T...
Bigfoot alphabet Illuminati zodiac cipher wake up sheeple
Touch grass, not conspiracy rabbit holes
SLOP+ By David Wolfe (via @wttp3)
IF YOU ARE NOT A CONSPIRACY THEORIST BY NOW, YOU ARE BASICALLY RETARDED
Candace claims she's X-Men eligible but plays dumb to avoid recruitment
SLOP+ By Cinema Shogun (via @wttp3)
Candace Owens is now saying agents tried to get her to join the X-Men school too because she had special abilities like Charlie Kirk. She thinks she was one of the chosen ones. She claims she was spared because she pretended to be an idiot. Thatβs where weβre at folks.
Single mom's plush collection β ICE assassination weapon, apparently
Tim Hannan (via @wttp3)β’
solved crime with escort theory, very normal analysis
SLOP+ By cp (via @wttp3)
once i started understanding caomi nampbell as a high-end escort/professional girlfriend, her seemingly always being at scene of the crime made a lot of sense.
roommate can't order nuggets without invoking illuminati
Imagine living with Alex jones. Youd ask him what he wants from mcdonalds and hed reply "9/11 was an inside job and the cheese industry is run by satanic cults who want to take over the world"
