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5min cooking = big brain energy (startup bro energy intensifies)

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A vintage-style advertisement for a culinary game called 'Nibble' that promises to replace doomscrolling with cooking education. Features an elegantly plated beef Wellington on fine china, illustrated ingredients, utensils, and tongue-in-cheek instructions claiming 5 minutes of daily cooking lessons will make you 'the most intelligent person in the room.' Extracted text: Replace Doomscrolling with Addictive Culinary Game Beef fillet Mushrooms Puff pastry Thyme Shallot Parma ham Butter Mustard Cutlery 1. Stop scrolling. 2. Download Nibble. 3. Learn Culinary for 5 min a day. 4. Become the most intelligent person in the room!
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