Bill just wants a woman to cook him supper, what's so wrong about that?
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40-year vet seethes over clickety-clacks, considers retirement
SLOP+ By Fesshole (via @wttp3)
I've worked in IT since 1983, and seen many trends come and go, but this new thing of Junior Devs using mechanical keyboards is killing me. Just because you've got a keyboard that clicks doesn't mean that you're in any way competent. I think I might be done.
old man yells at cloud, blames zoomers for not making prog rock
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It used to be that when a dude had lingering resentment towards his mother, school teachers, etc, he would write a beautiful concept album about it. Those guys are too soft now so they just sit on the computer and post stupid shit and never create anything
Ventura refuses to say the name, proceeds to describe him for 30 seconds
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Last analog hope: shortwave frequencies and digital anxiety in one feverish transmission
SLOP+ By Allan Weiner (via @wttp3)
As the digital psychobabble world continues, you better crank up those shortwave radios dear listeners. WBCQ, the last true analog hope for a free speech,news information, and entertainment world. No kidding-radio is the last great electronic hope. Tune us in-7490,6160,5130 kHz
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MTV dies the way it lived: dramatically, with perfect 80s symbolism nobody asked for
SLOP+ By Massimo (via @wttp3)
MTV officially shut down its 24-hour music channels yesterday. They ended their final broadcast with 'Video killed the radio star' by The Buggles, the very first video broadcasted by MTV on August 1st, 1981.
Yorkie bars were peak masculinity, everything after was just wet wipes
Santa gets called into the principal's office by Jesus
A meme featuring Santa Claus sitting reverently in front of a portrait of Jesus Christ, flanked by two decorated Christmas trees with presents below. The composition ironically juxtaposes secular Christmas imagery (Santa, trees, gifts) with religious iconography, creating an absurdist commentary on ...
SANTA CLAUS (1985) slapped different, apparently
SANTA CLAUS THE MOVIE BEST XMAS FILM EVER!
Mad lad furious church wants renewable energy, probably prefers coal
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Dismisses entire demographic via acne joke, definitely not mad
SLOP+ By Simon Gosden. Esq. #fbpe 3.5% (via @wttp3)
There’s no such thing as ‘citizen journalists’ just puerile, immature incels with an iPhone and acne who still live with mum.
local poll asks if kids skip too much, everyone loses minds
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POLL: Are schools too soft on attendance? YOU DECIDE
Cryptic concern about unspecified national chaos (very brave)
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vet-turned-facebook-warrior discovers selective outrage
“I sacrificed my life to secure this country's freedom and its freedom of speech — and now you arrest people for words while turning a blind eye to crimes committed by invaders. You are a disgrace to your uniform and you are an insult to mine.”
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Concerned columnist discovers fiscal policy, very upset about it
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The reckless mistake Rachel Reeves made with savers' pensions - and how she can fix this mess: JEFF PRESTRIDGE Evidence has been stacking up confirmi...
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Ofcom needs spine/balls to stop journos from being influencers, apparently
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Angry parent speedruns every complaint about modern life in one breath
SLOP+ By Stuart Laws (via @wttp3)
this is a disgrace because it is real anger, he is also on drugs, why they fake laughing and i want my country back and proper comedy on the tv and why don't my kids reply to my texts and why is oxford street so dangerous, can't even say merry christmas no more
The Shower Act: Because apparently weak water pressure is a human rights violation
SLOP+ By Acyn (via @wttp3)
Fry: Weak showers are for sad motels and gyms built in the 1970s. If we wanted a gentle mist as our shower, we would stand in front of a humidifier. That’s why I introduced The Shower Act. No one wants to be waterboarded by a trickle at 6am.
Dad performs elaborate skit to shame daughter's athleisure choices
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Steve Webb discovers the working class suffers (colorized, 2019)
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Why doesn't Chancellor raid public sector pensions instead of always coming after private sector workers? STEVE WEBB replies Those of us who saved hard risk seeing the rug pulled from under us, being left financially vulnerable. We don't have the luxury of income certainty in retirement
Five weird tricks Labour HATES: pensioners edition
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My five-point battle plan to save your pension from Labour's latest raid: STEVEN WEBB reveals exactly what you need to do to protect yourself With the Chancellor adding more than £20billion to tax bills in her Budget last week, households across the country will be feeling the squeeze.
weekly penicillin shot jokes hit different when ur sexually active
someone's dad discovered urban dictionary and is very concerned
What is a stan? Who is Hunter? What does anyone of that mean?
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Washed celebrity mad that TV show evolved, exclusive scoop at 11
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I'm a Celebrity legend spots huge change to ITV show and admits 'I don't like it' EXCLUSIVE: I'm A Celebrity... Get Me Out of Here! icon Gillian McKeith saw the change to this year's show "immediately" and believes there was no need to shake things up
exhausted person gives up on reality, resorts to aggressive apathy
Get a boyfriend as armor against feminism, a classic strategy
That should help humble the girls from their Girl Power nonsense. Get yourself a date to protect you, that's how it used to be.