Telegraph speedruns compassion with side-by-side celebrity destruction

A major publication decides that the best use of its platform is juxtaposing decades-old glamour shots against recent photos to document someone's alleged 'unravelling' — peak British tabloid energy but dressed up in broadsheet clothing. The piece assumes readers will find entertainment in visual decline rather than, you know, actual journalism. This is what happens when editorial standards meet the addictive despair of before-and-after comparison culture.