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leaked voice memo discussing 273 contacts via 'joint enterprise' (very legal, very cool)

leaked voice memo discussing 273 contacts via 'joint enterprise' (very legal, very cool)

Someone's doing what sounds like a legal strategy briefing or possibly just making a list out loud, mentions joint enterprise and then immediately pivots to casually threatening to add 273 people's names and phone numbers to some kind of list they got from 'Ross the colleagues' β€” the whole thing has...

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incoherent voicemail that nobody asked for, everyone regrets

Someone having what appears to be multiple phone calls spliced together in real time, losing their mind about property ownership halfway through. Starts with professional phone etiquette, pivots to accusing someone (Mum?) of a staged fall, then gets weirdly defensive about cupboard real estate like ...

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incoherent voicemail that nobody asked for, everyone regrets
Asking permission for unknowable crimes

Asking permission for unknowable crimes

SLOP+ By π•Ύπ–†π–†π–π–Žπ–‘ (via @wttp3)

Is it okay to do this in a public space?

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