Guardian's pan theater: 13 tested, 7 worthy, 0 drama

A perfectly functional product showcase from The Guardian's cookware laboratory testing division—the kind of content that exists in that liminal space between actual journalism and lifestyle content nobody asked for. Seven pans made the cut. PFAS-free panic masquerading as consumer guidance. This is what happens when legacy publications try to stay relevant by testing kitchenware with the gravitas of a COVID study.