removing flu shots to own the libs, troops own themselves instead

Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth dunks on flu vaccine mandates as tyrannical overreach, declares them a threat to military readiness, then 160 troops immediately get the flu at a Texas Air Force base. The universe's most efficient self-own, delivered with the self-awareness of someone who thought 'what if we made soldiers sicker on purpose' was a bold strategic move. Nature speedran the consequences in under two months.