Woman discovers humans are fungus, posts to Substack at dawn

Wellness influencer Eileen McKusick has achieved the unholy synthesis of mycology, pseudoscientific fascia discourse, and spiritual awakening by suggesting we're literally made of mushrooms. This is the kind of content that emerges when someone reads three pop-science articles about mycelial networks, pairs them with vibes-based metaphysical thinking, and decides to monetize the intersection via newsletter. It's not quite conspiracy-tier unhinged, but it's aggressively cringe in that specific Silicon Valley wellness way where profound truths are allegedly hiding in nature documentaries.