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typos + nationalism + mysterious 'Chaitor' = perfectly unhinged

typos + nationalism + mysterious 'Chaitor' = perfectly unhinged

SLOP+ By Moog (via @wttp3)

A breathless report from some grassroots 'Unite the Kingdom' rally where millions of people are apparently chanting slogans that don't quite parseβ€”including a cryptic call to 'STAND FOY CHAITOR' that may or may not be a typo for an actual person. The author has mashed together MAGA rhetoric with Bri...

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guy thinks billionaire is erin from erin brockovich for some reason

Someone has decided, with zero elaboration or evidence, that Elon Musk has adopted the personality or identity of Erin Brockovich (note: they couldn't spell her name). This appears to be either a fever dream observation, a confused hot take, or the opening salvo of an unhinged TikTok thread. The mis...

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guy thinks billionaire is erin from erin brockovich for some reason
brain go brrr when funding committee says no

brain go brrr when funding committee says no

A Discord or messaging app screenshot showing a casual conversation about academic research funding. Someone shares a PDF about 'The KINDR Lens,' followed by increasingly unhinged messages filled with typos, nonsensical references to 'brownslop' and 'sphinctir,' and complaints about typing when tire...

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mysterious woman somehow outvet's elon musk (grammar optional)

She mak s Elon Musk look like a vet.

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mysterious woman somehow outvet's elon musk (grammar optional)

7 years in and still doing couples therapy on reddit lmao

SLOP+ By Ok-Analyst-5801

That's something you might say in the first month, not 7 years in. If my partner had an entire section of friends that didn't know about me within 6 m...

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someone's keyboard had a stroke mid-sentence

I need to play exicting buble meaty

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its alot confusing when spelling isnt

SLOP+ By @Bruhwhatisthis96

​@bobmorbidit's okay if the game is to confusing for some people. It is alot

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drunk uncle misspells celebrity name, manifests catfish dinner fever dream

terrry sobere - girls cooking catfish

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