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Thom Yorke shit in lightbulb, Mojo gives it 9/10

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Thom Yorke shit in lightbulb, Mojo gives it 9/10
A screenshot of an interview quote from a former Oasis guitarist (likely Noel Gallagher) published in Esquire magazine. The quote is an absurdist rant comparing Radiohead's critical reception to a deliberately ridiculous hypothetical scenario involving bodily functions and a light bulb, delivered with aggressive profanity and rock-and-roll bravado. Extracted text: The former Oasis guitarist was speaking in a wide-ranging interview with Esquire in which he said: "I'm aware that Radiohead have never had a fucking bad review. I reckon if Thom Yorke fucking shit into a light bulb and started blowing it like an empty beer bottle it'd probably get 9 out of 10 in fucking Mojo. I'm aware of that."
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