helicopter logistics speedrun any% ft. cowboy pilots and existential trump comparisons
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gigantic confused chickens: a fever dream nobody asked for
Some absolute unit is describing a nightmarish farm scenario involving mutant poultry and dietary crimes against waterfowl with the manic energy of someone who just discovered their own creativity at 3am. The entire bit hinges on 20-foot chickens experiencing an existential crisis about their own si...
Thom Yorke shit in lightbulb, Mojo gives it 9/10
A screenshot of an interview quote from a former Oasis guitarist (likely Noel Gallagher) published in Esquire magazine. The quote is an absurdist rant comparing Radiohead's critical reception to a deliberately ridiculous hypothetical scenario involving bodily functions and a light bulb, delivered wi...
