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Davinia's biological age: -28. Iran's death toll: +500. Mail's priorities: confused
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Davinia's biological age: -28. Iran's death toll: +500. Mail's priorities: confused

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A Daily Mail front page from January 12, 2026 featuring dual headlines: a lifestyle piece about anti-aging tweaks by Davinia Taylor claiming to reduce biological age by 28 years, and a serious news story about Iran's violent crackdown on protesters with a 23-year-old victim named Robina Aminian. The jarring tonal contrast between celebrity wellness content and geopolitical tragedy creates surreal tabloid chaos. Extracted text: Daily Mail MONDAY, JANUARY 12, 2026 dailymail.co.uk £1.20 90p to subscribers Lifestyle tweaks that have taken 28 years off my biological age BY DAVINIA TAYLOR: PAGES 25-27 IRAN IN FLAMES Shot dead, Robina, 23, a victim of 'the mullahs' death squads' 500 protesters reported killed as Kemi backs military action – while handwringing Labour calls for calm A STUDENT protester was shot in the back of the head during Iran regime's brutal crackdown on dissent. Robina Aminian, 23, was killed From Natalie Lisboa in Tel Aviv and Jason Groves in London At one range as she left college to join one of the dozens of demonstrations sweeping the country. As human rights groups warned the death toll in Iran has topped 500. Robina's family were forced to search through 'hundreds of bodies' at a makeshift mortuary to find her. The young Kurd is one of the first identified victims of the Islamic regime's savagery in the face of the uprising on the streets. Her grieving uncle said the fashion student had a 'thirst for freedom' in a heartfelt tribute. Protest against the regime were held in London yesterday, starting outside Downing Street before hundreds of Iranians chanted slogans at the Iranian embassy. Turn to Page Six Paid the ultimate price: Robina Aminian
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