Bryan Johnson wants to farm himself like a renewable resource

The Telegraph somehow convinced itself that a self-proclaimed 'biohacker' harvesting organs from his own clone is newsworthy enough for a serious profile photo spread. This is what happens when tech billionaire cosplay meets the uncanny valley of legitimate journalism—a man so committed to living forever that he's willing to become his own organ donor farm. Peak modern narcissism packaged in serif fonts and side-profile lighting.