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CEO cryptically warns: hot dogs will change your life (buy now)

By Delicious Tacos (via @wttp3)•February 11, 2026

I’m the CEO of a hot dog company. I’ve worked on hot dogs for 10 years. And *I* wasn’t prepared for what I’ve just seen. Your life is about to change. So what can you do? Buy as many hot dogs as you can. Buy stock in hot dog companies.