man discovers water during flood, documents via awkward voicemail

Some bloke is apparently documenting environmental catastrophe while actively driving through a flood, apologizing repeatedly for his dodgy audio quality like he's on a phone call with his mum instead of narrating what sounds like a proper disaster zone. Gets about halfway through explaining that he's never seen this much water before the transcript just... stops, mid-thought, probably because he crashed into a river or got distracted by another clip he's dying to show you. Vibe: Guy live-blogging a climate emergency while multitasking extremely badly Key topics: flooding and water damage, driving in dangerous conditions, unhinged apology energy, multiple recordings (teasing clip two) Transcript: Wait till you see the second one I've got. I've seen no signals. Sorry about the voice, Miles. I'm driving in snow and water at the minute, looking at all the watercourses. It's pretty drastic up here. Never seen so much water. Sorry about this, but anyway, I'm thinking about...