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Jeremy Clarkson shirtless in overalls: peak tabloid delusion

A British tabloid front page featuring Jeremy Clarkson posing shirtless in overalls and a straw hat in a field, with the headline declaring him a 'sex symbol.' The page is dominated by sensationalist tabloid coverage typical of the Daily Star, complete with promotional offers and celebrity gossip stories. Extracted text: DAILY STAR Sunday DECEMBER 14, 2025 £2.30 THOUGHT FOR THE DAY On that bombshell £10 OFF WHEN YOU SPEND £20 ON N°7 at Boots PERFECT FOR GIFTING! UNLIKELIEST SHOWBIZ EXCLUSIVE OF THE YEAR Jabs for the boys PAGE 5 WIN YOUR XMS SHOP WITH Iceland & the food WAREHOUSE Laura's stalker hell PAGE 14 JEZZA I'M A SEX SYMBOL! by ED GLEAVE CREEPY TV star Jeremy Clarkson reckons he has picked up a swathe of female admirers after hosting Who Wants To Be A Millionaire. Er, of course you have, Jezza. Full story: Page 7
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