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Restore my faith in coherent political predictions, thanks
A breathless hot take confidently asserting that Musk's endorsement of a political party (note: "Restore" appears to be a typo or nonexistent faction) proves it's controlled by Bannon/Thiel/"dark money machine" operatives, with the poster somehow knowing exactly how the next general election will shake out. This is the digital equivalent of connecting red string on a cork board while sleep-deprived, minus the board.