£96k car defeated by weekend trip energy management

A humorous news article with accompanying photo showing a woman posing next to a black Land Rover Defender in a wooded area. The headline describes how her expensive plug-in hybrid vehicle was rendered completely non-functional after sitting unattended in an airport car park for 16 days, requiring it to be craned out. The article's tone is self-deprecating and absurd. Extracted text: My beloved £96,000 Land Rover was defeated by an airport car park Nobody warned me that leaving a Defender plug-in hybrid unattended for 16 days could trigger a complete electrical shutdown 1781 comments Gift this article free The car was fully immobilised and had to be craned out of the car park Credit: Jay Williams