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Evelyne from Normandie has THOUGHTS about some animals and their weights

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Evelyne from Normandie has THOUGHTS about some animals and their weights
A French woman named Evelyne pens an enthusiastic but grammatically beleaguered fan letter about various animals (Kodi, Sugriva, a hyena, an elephant) whose significance she doesn't fully grasp, oscillating between sincere wonder and linguistic chaos. She's obsessed with their weight in kilograms, their facial markings, and some inexplicable stacking arrangement involving a hyena and elephant legs. The whole thing reads like someone who watched a nature documentary at 3am, got very emotionally invested, and decided to thank the creators via broken English while listing French cities they're from.
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