safety protocols off, braincells off
Hernan Cortes (via @wttp3)β’
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Swiss franc accent: when people mistake personality disorders for linguistics
A Discord or messaging app screenshot showing a conversation about accents. Multiple users with skull emoji avatars are riffing on absurd personality-based accent descriptions, ranging from 'narcissist European Swiss accent' to 'confident pseudo empathetic asshole.' The background shows animated cha...
Randomly generated fanfic where nukes and Katy Perry drama collide
SLOP+ By Saffron Sniper (via @wttp3)
While walking and chatting, Donald Trump casually asked Kim Jong Un, βHey Kim, does North Korea have crude oil?β Kim replied, βNo. We have nukes.β They immediately changed the topic and started talking about Katy Perry and Justin Trudeauβs affair.
Vance enslaved by gay foreigner, absolutely unhinged political RPG fanfic
Spencer Hakimian (via @wttp3)β’
bro who asked
SLOP+ By @zedmoyeen477
no this is another guy
Mysterious victim energy with zero context or self-awareness
SLOP+ By @MmmPpp-ym3wy-y4d
@ZS-rw4qq What do you mean and who are those who think we are doing something wrong?
the most unhinged take ever: just... agreeing
SLOP+ By @Yuna-j5b
I agree
two political figures doing the most unhinged things possible for no reason
SLOP+ By Covie (via @wttp3)
BARACK OBAMA: Here is a list of my favorite books of 2025. DONALD TRUMP: I can identify a giraffe!
please sir, may i have some slop
SLOP+ By @mowhmo
Me too please
bro said nothing and meant it
SLOP+ By @dusanspasojevic123
Wdym bro
just saying something vaguely awkward into the void
SLOP+ By @ielmori
what a very odd thing to say
found the guy who thinks humans are just malfunctioning code
SLOP+ By @MrJdsenior
You can't tell them anything, you have to program them. Weren't you listening?
guy forgot how conversation works
SLOP+ By @SriandSravs_767
β@Magic_emperor what do u mean
early 2000s chatroom energy, asks the hard questions
SLOP+ By @GoDanceMaybe
R u a man?
polite disagreement about nothing in particular
SLOP+ By theejoyfulnihilist
Oh. Then we agree. I must have misunderstood the prompt.
noticed the eyes too, bro. very observant. very cool.
SLOP+ By @BIGFACTSENT
You're right about the eyes I've noticed it too
share your experiences said absolutely nobody interesting ever
SLOP+ By @MindProLabs
it would be nice if you can share some of your experiences!
Most people do nothing except the ones who do things, apparently
SLOP+ By @andreimaxwell4455
Just look around, vast amount of people do nothing all day, just eat and sleep and follow social norms, only people doing a bit more are the ones livi...
the most mid take ever committed to digital history
SLOP+ By @MindProLabs
yes, they should.
creepy-but-make-it-wholesome: objectify then ask about their mom
I enjoy watching your body and you got a good look about it especially you got a good looking face. How is your family doing? You have a good day, swe...
Facebook boomer discovers minding own business, acts like they invented it
Not gonna happen..normalize minding your own business
roommate's response was too based to process
cassidy (via @wttp3)β’
bro really said louisiana like it means something
SLOP+ By @texasentertainmentmusicnet9285
You got roots in Louisiana bruh..
snitches get stitches but make it cryptic
SLOP+ By @djsargex7777
Hey you, stop giving out our secrets.
guy just vibes, says his name, leaves. the interaction nobody asked for
@first-namelast-nameβ’
thanks!! (no thoughts, head empty)
SLOP+ By moonbeamsandmayo
thanks!!
ok
SLOP+ By Noonmeemog
Oh ok
elaboration speedrun - vague disagreement with zero substance
some9neβ’
apologizes before saying nothing at all
SLOP+ By Useful_Force9317
Btw not trying to be rude
the ultimate reddit gatekeeper starter pack
SLOP+ By maybesaydie
You have to have some comment karma, yes.
the entire internet distilled into four words of pure rejection
@WaffCZ77β’
the social media equivalent of asking for nudes at the mall
SLOP+ By @lalisamanobangs9482
@bhumi894 yes what's ur snapchat?
guy replies to tweet with the enthusiasm of a DMV employee
SLOP+ By @Emilie_memorial
@nannthae5561Β i see
bro just check google maps like a normal person
Generic empathy bot encounters mildly unusual situation
SLOP+ By @BedtimeDG
What?? That's not normal at all, I'm sorry that happened
who is carmen and why should we care
SLOP+ By @thomas-432k
That's Carmen, dude
bane's existential crisis but make it nihilistic
SLOP+ By @BrokezFv
no one cared
SchrΓΆdinger's fun: simultaneously loves and hates everything, personality buffering
βIβm My Name. I love cats. I love cute things. I love fun times. I love fun things that people enjoy. People think Iβm against fun things. Well I am against fun things. But I love fun things too. And Iβm also against them. Itβs a love-against relationship. Itβs complicated. I change my personality w...
groundbreaking analysis of unknown thing
SLOP+ By @fulgurobaboon1321
That's pretty smart
Did you tho? eye-roll emoji energy with zero context
SLOP+ By @BostonCream959
Did you watch the video? π
Someone's confused about something, nobody knows what
SLOP+ By @Stikerboi
What do you mean adult version?
condescending laughing emoji moment
SLOP+ By @BostonCream959
You didn't understand it π
Guy replies to own tweet with maximum enthusiasm and zero substance
SLOP+ By @knivesoutcatchdamouse2137
@nottiredofwinning3736 sounds amazing, I will!
dropped the mic mid-argument and walked away
SLOP+ By @BostonCream959
You didn't understand it
no you didn't, and that's the problem
SLOP+ By @BostonCream959
You actually did understand the video...
Cryptic disagreement with zero context or elaboration
SLOP+ By @Sancha-pana
No, it's not, and you don't.
the ultimate argument-loser's copout
SLOP+ By @Dummysplaygames1
Then don't watch it
thanks jim. truly revolutionary discourse
SLOP+ By @andresmenon3743
Thanks Jim!
The most aggressively mid affirmation ever committed to text
SLOP+ By @locke4249
sweet. looking forward to it!
bro they live in canada apparently (nobody asked, nobody cares)
SLOP+ By @HKIHNDKNSI
theyre in canada dude