The Daily Slop

Independent β€’ Authoritative β€’ Uncompromising

Most people do nothing except the ones who do things, apparently

SLOP+ By @andreimaxwell4455

Just look around, vast amount of people do nothing all day, just eat and sleep and follow social norms, only people doing a bit more are the ones livi...

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npc dialogueuncanny complimentrandom benevolence

creepy-but-make-it-wholesome: objectify then ask about their mom

I enjoy watching your body and you got a good look about it especially you got a good looking face. How is your family doing? You have a good day, swe...

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npc dialogueroommate energyblessed indifference

roommate's response was too based to process

cassidy (via @wttp3)β€’
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roommate's response was too based to process
npc dialogueawkward greetinginternet politeness

guy just vibes, says his name, leaves. the interaction nobody asked for

@first-namelast-nameβ€’
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guy just vibes, says his name, leaves. the interaction nobody asked for
the social media equivalent of asking for nudes at the mall
snapchat hustlernpc dialoguecringe pickup energy

the social media equivalent of asking for nudes at the mall

SLOP+ By @lalisamanobangs9482

@bhumi894 yes what's ur snapchat?

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Generic empathy bot encounters mildly unusual situation

SLOP+ By @BedtimeDG

What?? That's not normal at all, I'm sorry that happened

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SchrΓΆdinger's fun: simultaneously loves and hates everything, personality buffering

SchrΓΆdinger's fun: simultaneously loves and hates everything, personality buffering

β€œI’m My Name. I love cats. I love cute things. I love fun times. I love fun things that people enjoy. People think I’m against fun things. Well I am against fun things. But I love fun things too. And I’m also against them. It’s a love-against relationship. It’s complicated. I change my personality w...

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The most aggressively mid affirmation ever committed to text

SLOP+ By @locke4249

sweet. looking forward to it!

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npc dialoguemysterious gratitudecontext void

Thank you Jim (nobody knows who Jim is or what he did)

SLOP+ By @ckpemac5268

Thank you Jim

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npc dialogueagreement spamempty calories

bro really said 'i agree' and thought that was content

SLOP+ By @dontemcl

Definitely agree with you said here.

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npc dialoguemid conversation energyquestion mark abuse

surely the room was interesting, we'll never know

SLOP+ By jerrythealien

That’s what I was wondering. Looks like an interesting room?!

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Cryptic goodbye from someone we barely know
npc dialoguevauge postingsee you space cowboy

Cryptic goodbye from someone we barely know

SLOP+ By Abelarra

See ya in a few days!

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npc dialoguedefault responsevoid energy

thank you so much :) - the digital equivalent of a blank stare

SLOP+ By annoyingtatortot

thank you so much :)

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Very beautiful sexy

Very very nice very very beautiful 😍 love ❀️ you sexy beautiful sexy sexy beautiful sexy

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nobody asked but here's my unsolicited posting rules

SLOP+ By FucksGuysWithAccents

You can ask in the comments section πŸ‘ The title should only be type of room and location (city and/or state).

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