Drug makes you disappear; win Ibiza trip if you survive the facelessness

A satirical/parody 1995 tabloid newspaper front page from the British Sunday Sport tabloid featuring absurdist panic-mongering about a fictional drug called 'Tim' that allegedly makes DJs lose their faces while DJing at raves. The blurry photo and sensationalist headlines create intentional comedic chaos typical of the publication's notorious satire style.