Bank of England meets X-Files in peak unhinged financial speculation

A surreal composite image featuring a businessman in formal attire holding a newspaper, positioned against a grey background with a flying saucer beaming down purple horses, an alien figurine on top of the Bank of England building, and glowing green architectural elements. The image appears to be a satirical or humorous take on financial news. Extracted text: Bank of England must plan for financial crisis sparked by aliens