Woody Allen allegations speedrun any% — claims, leaks & Epstein cameo

A breathless allegations salad that throws multiple accusations at Woody Allen with the narrative coherence of a YouTube comment section conspiracy thread. The author stacks real controversies (the Soon-Yi relationship, custody disputes) next to unsubstantiated claims (leaked phone calls proving rape) with zero source citations, creating a funhouse-mirror version of events. This is what happens when someone gets mad online and decides Wikipedia citations are optional.