Gates allegedly caught slipping antibiotics in salad, Epstein gets tired of tea
CONSPIRACY-SPEEDRUN✕REMOVE FILTER
Iran defeated Israel with a $1k drone; also Epstein somehow involved
SLOP+ By Mohamed Olad (via @wttp3)
Breaking: Iran just took out one of the largest U.S.-Israel military facilities in the Middle East, () not with expensive missiles, but with a drone that cost just $1,000. This warehouse, filled with arms, missiles, tanks, and other military hardware, value of $500 billion is now completely destroy...
touching grass would solve this but instead: Russia+minors+Macron+Elon=?????
SLOP+ By EuropeanPowell (via @wttp3)
France just raided Elon Musk's office in Paris. French authorities — and their European counterparts — have been watching Elon Musk for a long time. Officially, French Law enforcement is responding to whistleblower complaints of the “sexual abuse of minors” and funding from foreign entities to dest...
War didn't erase the files, but facts apparently did
Anonymous (via @wttp3)•
DEEP STATE SPYWARE BOMBSHELL (but make it unhinged)
SLOP+ By Gunther Eagleman™ (via @wttp3)
BOOM! After Elon Musk and his team UNCOVERED SPYWARE planted on DHS Sec. Kristi Noem’s devices by Deep State staffers, Rep. Anna Paulina Luna just hit her with the MILLION-DOLLAR question: Is this happening to MEMBERS OF CONGRESS and their staff too?!
FBI feared illusionist more than oligarch, apparently
SLOP+ By Josh (via @wttp3)
The Epstein files reveal the FBI was actually afraid of David Copperfield and I can't stop thinking about that...
sleep paralysis demon discovered reddit and won't shut up about it
MK-ULTRA meets gaming speedruns in the world's most unhinged fever dream
THE END IS NICH CTRL+ALT-DELETE sighs Fate lost in keystroke. ANY% FALSE FLAG MK-ULTRA whispers haunt Speed hacks through the void.
lizard people broke the english language, news at 11
REPTILIAN SHAD CRITICAL FAILS, OUTHER FAKE NEWS GAPS BROD --- BRIDGE THE OTHERS OWNED PROCOBLLO STUFFS FAIL IS THE TRUTH
Lawyer threatens murder over word count, somehow makes conspiracy worse
Power to the People ☭ (via @wttp3)•
brain.exe running 7 tabs of pure chaos and fentanyl energy
SLOP+ By atlas (via @wttp3)
>wake up >cancel all meetings >pop addy and a zyn >open up 6 screens with Osint x dot com accounts, defense stocks, sketchy telegram channels, pentagon pizza tracker, feet pics and caspian sea surf cams >lock in and monitor
NPR jazz bad, so obviously Bannon & Epstein did it
SLOP+ By JustinBoldaji (via @wttp3)
Newly released files show Steve Bannon and Jeffrey Epstein were behind the NPR Tiny Desk concert series
casket crimes solved via word soup and conspiracy energy drinks
solving crimes via casual racial profiling, what could go wrong
Two people having what sounds like a completely unhinged true crime podcast brainstorm about the Holmes case, casually pivoting from DNA evidence to literally racial profiling as their master detective strategy. They're absolutely serious about this. It ends with them confidently suggesting they jus...
governments control masculinity, obviously, via bureaucratic emasculation
SLOP+ By Annie Altman (via @wttp3)
Is it time yet to discuss how the CIA/freemasons/ICE/etc are dependent on male submissiveness?
guy who watched one podcast episode thinks he solved it
The feds are postin' repacks now, apparently
SLOP+ By lgbtqHypebeasthunter (via @wttp3)
They killed fitgirl laced all her repacks and sent in the feds as moderators on her site
YACHT_MONEY.EXE corrupted, democracy.bat failing, capslock.ini maxed out
EVERYONE ESSE! THE ELITE 1% IS SENDING THE RENT DEMAND, BUT HERE’S THE SHOCKER — YACHT_MONEY.EXE HAS GONE COMPLETELY CORRUPT! THE RICH RIG THE SYSTEM, PLAYING WITH FILES AND HIDING THEIR LOOT! THEY WON’T STOP UNTIL WE’RE ALL BANKRUPT! PROLETARIAT.COM IS NOW YOUR ONLY HOPE — LEFTIST PROGRAMS HIDING T...
Trust me bro: wire transfers = definitive pedophile proof
Canada Hates Trump (via @wttp3)•
Charlie Kirk's reality TV breakdown featuring the Mossad wife twist
SLOP+ By Jimmy Rex (via @wttp3)
Sadly Charlie Kirk’s life looks a lot like the Truman Show… His wife clearly was a Mossad handler… Once he figured it out they ended the show
Keyboard had a stroke mid-scandal, 5G conspiracy icing on cake
G#REAT#EST:SC@NDAL! POST_FAIL:CHRONIC_ONLINE_ERASH K@YBOHR:X+KEIA DRAMA @3THEIR LIST LAKER DRAMA_LERT MID-GAM3 SEIZUR# MID-GAM3 SEIZUR# DIGITAL_ROT_ACTIVATE 5G DIGITAL_ROT_ACTIVATE DIGITAL_ROL_INE_ERROR
Partial list of nothing hits different
Northern Sceptic (via @wttp3)•
she did the tongue thing, case closed, reptilians confirmed
SLOP+ By illuminatibot (via @wttp3)
She just admitted that they're reptilian. The lady in the pink does the lizard tongue thing right as she says it too.
wormholes disappeared planes, we disappeared critical thinking
SLOP+ By Dr. Shin Geon-yeong (神建永), Ph.D. (via @wttp3)
I still can't believe they used black budget wormhole tech to disappear a whole plane in broad daylight from multiple camera angles and it's so removed from people's realities that almost nobody believes it enough to care
NoSQL is the new Illuminati apparently
Jaydeep (via @wttp3)•
parents were the real psyop all along
SLOP+ By Vaped (via @wttp3)
Remember when I found out QAnon was made up and it was actually just my parents putting ammunition under the Shaman head in the morning
Throwing every accusation at the wall to see what sticks
SLOP+ By JC (via @wttp3)
lol you're going to ask the pedoAI created by Epstein friend and fellow pedo, Elon?
European prosecutors playing 4D chess with fruit-themed ops
The Halfway Post (via @wttp3)•
bro turned epstein files into an interactive vibe check
SLOP+ By 0xMarioNawfal (via @wttp3)
EPSTEIN FILES JUST GOT VIBE-CODED INTO A DATAVIZ APP ON REPLIT ONE BRO JUST TURNED THE ENTIRE DOCUMENT INTO INTERACTIVE CONSPIRACY WEB
Detected talking points, accused everyone of being bots, mission accomplished
SLOP+ By Peter Jukes (via @wttp3)
Interesting repetitive troll farm style talking points peppered over this debate on Russian interference in our democracy. QED
Blair tied to Epstein via Mandelson shapeshifting??? peak unhinged
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Whistleblower goes full QAnon but makes it about Gabbard
SLOP+ By Cate Brown (via @wttp3)
SCOOP: The NSA detected a phone call between foreign intelligence and a person close to Trump last spring. Whistleblower says that @DNIGabbard blocked agency from sharing report and delivered it to White House chief of staff.
unhinged recap where reality is negotiable and facts are optional
SLOP+ By Dan Carney (via @wttp3)
So to recap. Epstein is satan. Polymarket is a grocery store now. Bill Gates has chlamydia. The world’s most dangerous diseases are curable but can’t get funding. The Super Bowl is Sunday but who cares. Anthony Davis is on the Wizards. Anything else?
correlation = causation but make it political
Fattus Prickus (via @wttp3)•
CIA psyop to desensitize us via unspecified means (very normal take)
SLOP+ By 10k0.tenko (via @wttp3)
It's a psychological operation headed by the Criminal Instigation Agancy(CIA) under bush To DESENSITIZE future generations from human crimes against fellow humans and destroy empathy
Hitler allegedly betrayed Kanye across 76 years of death
SLOP+ By Ethan Blake (via @wttp3)
This is fucking hilarious. How did Adolf Hitler, who died in 1945 (allegedly) betray Kanye West lmao
China weaponizes wind with asbestos spin—debt go brrrr
The White Rabbit Podcast (via @wttp3)•
unverified allegations packed into a single deranged sentence, pure slop
SLOP+ By The Serfs (youtube.com/theserftimes) (via @wttp3)
Dave Rubin claims Candace Owens openly hated Charlie Kirk so she reveals he's secretly been a pedophile groomer and she knew about it for years but told no one and may have had an affair with Peter Thiel
France honeypot'd Trump with fake intel, obviously
SLOP+ By James Tate (via @wttp3)
Put a suit on that. Remember they also dismantled our intelligence on Russian spies. What a brilliant move by France and Ukraine, providing the Trump regime false classified intelligence just to see if it would be provided to Putin. Trump sent it Putin straight away. No further intelligence will b...
China's 30yr psychological warfare: making us quit our nootropic sticks
Cigarette Nostalgia (via @wttp3)•
bro just invented a crime syndicate in his head and made it sound reasonable
SLOP+ By Anthony Andrews (via @wttp3)
If I had the power to do so, I would want to see Jared Kushner’s data and cell history. I’ve already told you he took over for Epstein but I bet he was groomed for it. I’d probably take a look at his brother’s too.
Farage's crypto dreams allegedly crafted by Trump's convicted fixer
SLOP+ By Dr Nafeez Ahmed (via @wttp3)
EXCLUSIVE: This story is wild. Nigel Farage's crypto plan for Britain was largely manufactured by top Trump-Russia influence operative and convicted fraudster Paul Manafort - who is working with an American Farage crypto donor /1
leaked documents show tarrio hired by ice, definitely real, no cope detected
sumerian tech brotimeline collapse arcmayan calendar fanfic
CIA stole Sumerian tech, broke timeline on 12/21/12, hasn't recovered
SLOP+ By Holden Culotta (via @wttp3)
Candace Owens just revealed the truth about the CIA’s top secret Project Looking Glass: Military and CIA whistleblowers alleged that they stole ancient Sumerian technology from modern-day Iraq. This ancient tech let them see possible futures and alter the timeline of human history. “They steal th...
touching grass speedrun: global pedophile cabal speedrun any%
SLOP+ By Irlandarra (via @wttp3)
Donald Trump's spiritual leader, Robert Morris, has just been sentenced to only six months in prison for sexually abusing a 12-year-old girl We are r...
Bro discovered a thesaurus and lost his mind in record time
Nicole Minet (via @wttp3)•
Kubrick made a sex thriller, actually it was Epstein journalism
SLOP+ By Secular Talk (KyleKulinskiShow@bsky.social) (via @wttp3)
Eyes wide shut was a documentary about Epstein and mar-a-lago
Palantir bad, Starmer sus, NHS dying (source: trust me bro)
SLOP+ By EuropeanPowell (via @wttp3)
Peter Thiel, Louis Mosley, Alex Karp, are working with Kier Starmer to hollow out from within key public institutions, 24 contracts to date with the NHS, MoD, the Cabinet Office, the police forces, the DLUHC, and Coventry City Council, more councils to follow. This will
Shopping haul but make it geopolitical psyop
Syrian Girl (via @wttp3)•
Peter Thiel lives rent-free in this person's mind (and ass apparently)
SLOP+ By Sam Tripoli (via @wttp3)
JD Vance literally wrote in his own book that he had convinced himself he was gay but Peter Thiel convinced him not be gay and become Christian. Which confirms my whole belief that Peter Thiel got deep into JD Vance's ass.