sumerian tech brotimeline collapse arcmayan calendar fanfic
CIA stole Sumerian tech, broke timeline on 12/21/12, hasn't recovered
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CONSPIRACY-SPEEDRUN✕REMOVE FILTER
touching grass speedrun: global pedophile cabal speedrun any%
SLOP+ By Irlandarra (via @wttp3)
Donald Trump's spiritual leader, Robert Morris, has just been sentenced to only six months in prison for sexually abusing a 12-year-old girl We are r...
Bro discovered a thesaurus and lost his mind in record time
SLOP+ By Nicole Minet (via @wttp3)
So what have we learned about Trump... ➙ He's a homosexual and heterosexual pedophile. ➙Why he says people "die like dogs". ➙What caused his incontinence. ➙Why he framed Democrats as newborn baby killers. ➙And that the motherfucker killed at least 3 dogs in different gruesome ways to traumatize...
Kubrick made a sex thriller, actually it was Epstein journalism
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Palantir bad, Starmer sus, NHS dying (source: trust me bro)
SLOP+ By EuropeanPowell (via @wttp3)
Peter Thiel, Louis Mosley, Alex Karp, are working with Kier Starmer to hollow out from within key public institutions, 24 contracts to date with the NHS, MoD, the Cabinet Office, the police forces, the DLUHC, and Coventry City Council, more councils to follow. This will
Shopping haul but make it geopolitical psyop
SLOP+ By Syrian Girl (via @wttp3)
Come Shopping with me in Iran, Tehran!!!! They are lying to you about Iran, and Iranian women, to sell you regime change for Israel!!!
Peter Thiel lives rent-free in this person's mind (and ass apparently)
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Shopping haul but make it geopolitical propaganda
SLOP+ By Syrian Girl (via @wttp3)
Come Shopping with me in Iran, Tehran!!!! They are lying to you about Iran, and Iranian women, to sell you regime change for Israel!!!
Anne Frank hiding explained via ICE raid discourse
SLOP+ By ᗰᗩƳᖇᗩ (via @wttp3)
ICE going door to door? That’s why Anne was hiding in that attic, just fyi.
80k masked goons hypothesis goes hard, evidence optional
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80k masked goons as a political strategy, somehow
SLOP+ By Dan Brooks (via @wttp3)
In retrospect it was kind of suspicious when the president hired 80,000 guys with masks and machine guns and sent them to cities that didn't vote for ...
DHS really said 'desensitize officers to shooting pregnant ladies' 💀
SLOP+ By fintan (via @wttp3)
In 2013 the DHS produced a series of firearm practice targets titled “No More Hesitation,” showing pregnant women, children, and more pointing fire arms, so that police officers would be better trained to shoot on sight without hesitating.
Unhinged geopolitical fever dream feat. unnamed tech and vibes
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Pete flies Laura Loomer on nuke plane to film gym sesh, costs taxpayers sanity
SLOP+ By Marty Taylor (via @wttp3)
https:// mediaite.com/media/news/pre sidential-doomsday-plane-seen-landing-at-lax-sparking-questions … #DemVoice1 #DemsUnited Whiskey Pete Hegseth takes Laura Loomer and a bunch of right wing podcasters on a $380,000 an hour joyride on the Doomsday Plane. The E-4B Nighthawk 747 is a secure platf...
fabricated quotes + unsourced murder theory = peak slop
SLOP+ By China pulse (via @wttp3)
“I don’t need to act according to international law; I only act according to my own morality, my own mind—that is the only limit to my power,’ said the genocidal Trump in an interview with The New York Times.” Trump’s morality according to the FBI: “The woman reported that Donald Trump had raped he...
Netanyahu fan fiction meets 4chan geopolitics, 100% confidence
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Just RICO the whole protest industrial complex, bro
SLOP+ By ph (via @wttp3)
Paid protesters know from where their payments come. Ads can be found. How hard can it be to follow the money, find the handlers and sponsors of these protests? Apply RICO, charge them all with seditious conspiracy as possible, money laundering, tax evasion and all their crimes.
Supreme Court to trigger $600B financial apocalypse, Blackrock domino theory incoming
SLOP+ By David Nino Rodriguez (via @wttp3)
Great analysis from a friend: I am guessing a Black Swan Event is about to happen. I think the supreme court is going to come back with a ruling saying that the tariffs are illegal possibly. This will be the trigger. Because if this happens it means the US will have to give back $600B. This ...
US threatens UK over child abuse complaints, because nuance is dead
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they NUKED us (literally waited 60 seconds to drop the bomb)
SLOP+ By hamlet the pitt yapper | the pitt s2 spoilers (via @wttp3)
THE FACT THAT THEY WAITED UNTIL WE FINISH THE EPISODE? AND THEN DROPPED THAT?! THEY NUKED US AND THEY WERE PLANNING IT ALL ALONG
connecting dots that weren't meant to be connected: a melania doc fever dream
SLOP+ By grizzy (via @wttp3)
The director of Melania Trump’s 2026 documentary, Brett Ratner appears in DOJ released Epstein files beside Jean-Luc Brunel, who also committed ‘suicide’ in prison.
China leaks Epstein files to own the libs, redditors collectively lose it
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bro really said 'it's in the documents' like he cracked the da vinci code
SLOP+ By TheRealThelmaJohnson (via @wttp3)
Who could have known that Trump would build a paramilitary force in DHS and use immigration as a Trojan Horse for an authoritarian takeover and election interference? Oh yeah, IT'S IN PROJECT 2025.
remember when we said thing? yeah. that. *chef's kiss*
SLOP+ By Tristan Snell (via @wttp3)
Remember when we said that Project 2025 clearly laid out how Trump was going to turn ICE from a border-focused immigration enforcement agency into a national secret police force answerable only to Trump as his own personal Gestapo, operating everywhere with impunity? Yeah. That.
breaking: man does job, news at 11
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Musical theater bad faith + dark accusations = peak internet derangement
SLOP+ By Charles Austin (via @wttp3)
How many times do you think Trump explained Phantom of the Opera to a bunch of disinterested 14 year old girls on Epstein's Island
bro speedrunning WW3 in a week with zero sources
SLOP+ By ADAM (via @wttp3)
Trump’s FRIST WEEK of 2026: Maduro kidnapped Iran war 2 greenlit Lebanon war 2 greenlit Colombia war threatened Greenland war threatened Cuba war threatened Gaza ceasefire breakdown Airstriking Nigeria Airstriking Somalia & Somaliland Airstriking Syria US-backed terrorists in Sahel (A...
Mossad planted bombs everywhere (trust me bro)
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guy's ear grows back, we live in a simulation
SLOP+ By Admiral Mike Franken (via @wttp3)
His actions will only get worse. He wants domestic upheaval. He wants civil uprising. He wants martial law and no elections. He wants unbridled power. He wants his history. He doesn't think like us. He is abnormal. His ear grows back.
fiction meets fascism meets 'INVADE AMERICA' brain rot
SLOP+ By Femi (via @wttp3)
Donald Trump kidnapping Maduro from Venezuela proves that these savages are too primitive to run their own country. INVADE AMERICA!
Bolsheviks hunting for sport: when your worldview is a bad airport thriller
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Maduro capture was actually about gay marriage agenda, apparently
SLOP+ By Nathan Livingstone (MilkBarTV) (via @wttp3)
Tucker Carlson believes it’s a “distinct possibility” that the U.S. captured Maduro to *checks notes* “bring gay marriage to Venezuela.” Yes, he’s serious.
Raleigh cafe philosophers solve world peace through aggressive slurs
SLOP+ By Bill Madden (via @wttp3)
Even middle-aged white guys in a cafe in Raleigh, North Carolina know that the pedophile president's attack against Venezuela and kidnapping of Nicolás Maduro is the pinnacle of dumbfuckery.
DoD rebranding to DoW to enable war-based freedom retention
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Proof by reverse psychology: lack of evidence proves the evidence exists
SLOP+ By Cheri Jacobus (via @wttp3)
My theory: MAGA knows Trump raped 13 year-old girls. They “care”, but not really. They want this to “pass”. Unless there’s video. Trump’s actions pretty much prove there’s video. And that it’s bad.
when you connect every dot with spray paint and call it diplomacy
SLOP+ By The Tennessee Holler (via @wttp3)
PRESIDENT OF CUBA : “An act of state terrorism… the object of imperialist desire is Venezuelan oil… down with imperialism!” PRESIDENT OF COLOMBIA : “To keep the Epstein list from coming out (Trump) kills fishermen… this invasion is about oil, driven by greed & violence.”
Elon Venezuela pedo accusations with zero chill, maximum Twitter energy
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Delusional geopolitical fanfic gets rejected by reality, author seethes
SLOP+ By Bill Madden (via @wttp3)
Holy shit! Trump's plan to steamroll Venezuela's Vice President Delcy Rodriguez into acquiescing to him is not going as planned. After the 80-year-old pedophile attempted to intimidate Rodriguez, she apparently told him to go fuck himself. This isn't over. i
connecting dots that were never dots, a florida man's fever dream
SLOP+ By moe tkacik (via @wttp3)
A brief history of American NarcoTerrorism as told through Marco Rubio's family cocaine trafficking enterprise
broke: drugs. woke: writing 2026 military fiction in 2023 as political analysis
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WSJ reports something WSJ definitely didn't report (trust me bro)
SLOP+ By Harry Sisson (via @wttp3)
The WSJ just reported that Donald Trump sent employees (usually young women) to Epstein’s mansion for massages where they would be assaulted. Everyone at the spa knew Epstein was creepy and Trump kept sending girls anyway. This should be the biggest story of the day.
Twitter moment: solve monarchy via photo caption and hashtag
SLOP+ By Candice Holmes (via @wttp3)
Prince Andrew's name has been in the Epstein files multiple times and now a photo surfaces with him on the laps of several women. Yet, the monarchy continues to protect him. Over 30 women have accused Epstein’s associates, but the royals stay silent. #AbolishTheMonarchy
Epstein funded Brexit via spaghetti code, probably
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Minnesota flag = Somalia flag = conquest(??) the math checks out
SLOP+ By C3 (via @wttp3)
Everything is starting to make sense… Tim Walz literally changed the Minnesota state flag to resemble Somalia’s flag. Conquered.
late night TV discourse reaches new levels of unhinged profanity
SLOP+ By Brown Eyed Susan (via @wttp3)
A serial child predator who faked a shooting that got two people killed and murdered his old pedo partner to silence him, wants you to say nothing bad about him on late night television? Fuck that cunt.
trust me bro, I've got receipts (they're in my profile)
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broken brain galaxy brain moment feat. maxwell allegations
SLOP+ By Proud Navy Veteran (via @wttp3)
Once you understand that Pam Bondi is Donald Trump's Ghislaine Maxwell . . . Everything makes sense.
Sully didn't land the plane, he COVERED UP the government's goose agenda
SLOP+ By @bdb3350
The Miracle on the Hudson was really a government plot that Sully foiled. 30 lb geese flew directly into the core of BOTH engines destroying them. Onl...
Epstein pipeline traced back to 1979 via Bear Stearns BCCI speedrun
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govt simultaneously wants men soft AND cannon fodder, logic not included
SLOP+ By Mike Fairclough (via @wttp3)
UK government psyops are instructing young men to abandon masculine traits, tear down the national flag, and feel ashamed of Britain, while simultaneously telling them to shoot, bayonet and kill Russians on the frontline. In reality, they fear masculine men and want to get rid of them. Either thro...