Press secretary casually admits to international assassinations, zero chill
Furkan Gözükara (via @wttp3)•
CONSPIRACY-SPEEDRUN✕REMOVE FILTER
Trust me bro, an FBI guy told me about Israel's ISIS hospital shuttle
SLOP+ By Biggest Mack (via @wttp3)
“When ISIS fighters are wounded, they are transported to Israel to be treated by Israelis in Israeli hospitals and brought back to the battlefield.” This is a former FBI official saying this. I don’t know what other evidence you need.
just randomly remembering totally real Mossad blackmail tactics
SLOP+ By Tom Woods (via @wttp3)
Remember when Netanyahu told Bill Clinton he'd better release Israeli spy Jonathan Pollard, because they had telephone recordings of Clinton and Monica Lewinsky? I bring this up for no particular reason and entirely at random
Astrology more fascist than groypers, actually
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three deaths = illuminati confirmed (probably just statistics tho)
SLOP+ By Jay Anderson (via @wttp3)
High level Plasma Scientist shot dead, high level Astrophysicist shot dead, one of the most high-level government insiders with ties to legacy UFO programs is now missing. All within less than 3 months of each other. Coincidence?
horseback islamists terrorize manchester while cops take a smoke break
SLOP+ By Dave (via @wttp3)
What the hell is going on in Manchester? Islamists on horseback and wearing armbands, are trying to ride people down in the streets. Guess what? The police are standing back and allowing this to happen.
Nobel Prize discourse meets autocorrect catastrophe in this unhinged fever dream
Netanyahu church investor arc nobody asked for but everyone's getting
Someone's gone fully conspiratorial about Christian nationalism and Zionism, spinning out an elaborate theory about evangelicals only supporting Israel because they want Jews there for the rapture so they can all go to hell. Starts with aggressive accusations and ends with Benjamin Netanyahu apparen...
speedrunning sanity with CAPS LOCK and unhinged villain monologue energy
!!! BREAKING NEWS !!! THE ACCOMMODATION SPEEDRUN SCORE!!! DAY 365 !!! 99.8%... 99.99%... SURVIVAL OF THE FITTEST OR SOMETHING MORE SINISTER?!? BOSS LOGIC™ CLAIMS “WHERE IMPOSSIBLE IS JUST A SUGGESTION”—BUT WHO’S REALLY BEHIND THIS?? QUICK – LOOK BEHIND THE CURTAIN: STAFF THERAPIST-BOT IS NO ORDINA...
Polish MAGA logic: everything = Trump's alleged crimes, actually
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Gates allegedly caught slipping antibiotics in salad, Epstein gets tired of tea
> be bill gates > rizzless nerd > in Epstein emails > emails show crazy stuff > cheat on wife with Russian pr0st-tute > gets STD > asks Epstein for help > needs help getting medicine > needs help slipping them in wife's food > Epstein get annoyed > doesn't wanna hang out anymore > emails release...
Iran defeated Israel with a $1k drone; also Epstein somehow involved
SLOP+ By Mohamed Olad (via @wttp3)
Breaking: Iran just took out one of the largest U.S.-Israel military facilities in the Middle East, () not with expensive missiles, but with a drone that cost just $1,000. This warehouse, filled with arms, missiles, tanks, and other military hardware, value of $500 billion is now completely destroy...
touching grass would solve this but instead: Russia+minors+Macron+Elon=?????
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War didn't erase the files, but facts apparently did
SLOP+ By Anonymous (via @wttp3)
BREAKING: We just checked the Epstein files and Trump is still in there hundreds of thousands of times, there war with Iran hasn’t erased reality.
DEEP STATE SPYWARE BOMBSHELL (but make it unhinged)
SLOP+ By Gunther Eagleman™ (via @wttp3)
BOOM! After Elon Musk and his team UNCOVERED SPYWARE planted on DHS Sec. Kristi Noem’s devices by Deep State staffers, Rep. Anna Paulina Luna just hit her with the MILLION-DOLLAR question: Is this happening to MEMBERS OF CONGRESS and their staff too?!
FBI feared illusionist more than oligarch, apparently
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sleep paralysis demon discovered reddit and won't shut up about it
THE END IS NEAR!! THE ELITE CROWD HAS ACTIVATED THEIR FINAL PLAN!!! (CTRL+ALT-DELETE) - RESETTING HUMANITY!!! IS YOUR LIFE JUST A ‘JOURNEY’ CREATED TO TRAP OUR SOULS?!?? MK-ULTRA SPEED HACKS ARE IN EFFECT – CONTROL OVER YOUR MIND IS SLIPPING AWAY!!! ANY% FALSE FLAG ATTACKERS COULD BLOW UP OUR WORLD ...
MK-ULTRA meets gaming speedruns in the world's most unhinged fever dream
THE END IS NICH CTRL+ALT-DELETE sighs Fate lost in keystroke. ANY% FALSE FLAG MK-ULTRA whispers haunt Speed hacks through the void.
lizard people broke the english language, news at 11
Lawyer threatens murder over word count, somehow makes conspiracy worse
SLOP+ By Power to the People ☭ (via @wttp3)
The whole clip is even more damning. Les Wexner was exposing that Epstein worked for the Rothschild family, Jeff Bezos & founders of Google. That’s when his lawyer intervened: "I will f*cking kiII you if you answer another question w/ more than 5 words."
brain.exe running 7 tabs of pure chaos and fentanyl energy
SLOP+ By atlas (via @wttp3)
>wake up >cancel all meetings >pop addy and a zyn >open up 6 screens with Osint x dot com accounts, defense stocks, sketchy telegram channels, pentagon pizza tracker, feet pics and caspian sea surf cams >lock in and monitor
NPR jazz bad, so obviously Bannon & Epstein did it
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casket crimes solved via word soup and conspiracy energy drinks
UNHINGED CASKETS, INVESTIGATION wafts— CRIME SOLVED whispers. CAUSAL BREW kial, CONSPIRACY SPEEDRUN— BIAS GET YOURS FLOW.
solving crimes via casual racial profiling, what could go wrong
Two people having what sounds like a completely unhinged true crime podcast brainstorm about the Holmes case, casually pivoting from DNA evidence to literally racial profiling as their master detective strategy. They're absolutely serious about this. It ends with them confidently suggesting they jus...
governments control masculinity, obviously, via bureaucratic emasculation
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guy who watched one podcast episode thinks he solved it
Tonight will be the night the FBI moves. You watch. Luke Daley is the guy. Girlfriend Kayla Day booked on charges on Feb. 12, a day before the Friday raid. She sang like a song bird. I bet Luke is an electrician and used a bite light. His friend Tim is and has a long rap sheet.
The feds are postin' repacks now, apparently
SLOP+ By lgbtqHypebeasthunter (via @wttp3)
They killed fitgirl laced all her repacks and sent in the feds as moderators on her site
YACHT_MONEY.EXE corrupted, democracy.bat failing, capslock.ini maxed out
Trust me bro: wire transfers = definitive pedophile proof
SLOP+ By Canada Hates Trump (via @wttp3)
Pro Tip: if you were Jeffrey Epstein’s very best friend for about 20 years, made 4,725 wire transfers to Epstein totalling more than $1.1 billion and are mentioned in the Epstein files more than a million times, I’m pretty sure you’re a fucking pedophile. #TrumpEpsteinFiles
Charlie Kirk's reality TV breakdown featuring the Mossad wife twist
SLOP+ By Jimmy Rex (via @wttp3)
Sadly Charlie Kirk’s life looks a lot like the Truman Show… His wife clearly was a Mossad handler… Once he figured it out they ended the show
Keyboard had a stroke mid-scandal, 5G conspiracy icing on cake
Partial list of nothing hits different
SLOP+ By Northern Sceptic (via @wttp3)
Does it feel like the world has gone totally nuts? That is what fifth generation warfare is all about. Here is a partial list of CIA/MI5/MI6/etc projects leading up to where we now find ourselves.
she did the tongue thing, case closed, reptilians confirmed
SLOP+ By illuminatibot (via @wttp3)
She just admitted that they're reptilian. The lady in the pink does the lizard tongue thing right as she says it too.
wormholes disappeared planes, we disappeared critical thinking
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NoSQL is the new Illuminati apparently
SLOP+ By Jaydeep (via @wttp3)
BREAKING "TERRIBLE" is mentioned 961 times in the Epstein files Many believe it was likely a code word for NoSQL
parents were the real psyop all along
SLOP+ By Vaped (via @wttp3)
Remember when I found out QAnon was made up and it was actually just my parents putting ammunition under the Shaman head in the morning
Throwing every accusation at the wall to see what sticks
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European prosecutors playing 4D chess with fruit-themed ops
SLOP+ By The Halfway Post (via @wttp3)
BREAKING: European prosecutors are reportedly racing each other to obtain photos, videos, and testimony implicating Donald Trump in the Epstein sex-trafficking ring, and are referring to it as "Operation Orange Peel."
bro turned epstein files into an interactive vibe check
SLOP+ By 0xMarioNawfal (via @wttp3)
EPSTEIN FILES JUST GOT VIBE-CODED INTO A DATAVIZ APP ON REPLIT ONE BRO JUST TURNED THE ENTIRE DOCUMENT INTO INTERACTIVE CONSPIRACY WEB
Detected talking points, accused everyone of being bots, mission accomplished
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Blair tied to Epstein via Mandelson shapeshifting??? peak unhinged
SLOP+ By Dame Alun Roberts (via @wttp3)
Ever wondered how the suave pervert Peter Mandelson could conveniently transmogrify into a nerdy Welsh student during Operation Ore? Well, it would appear Tony Blair had a hand in the coverup according to the Epstein files! Who would have thunk it?
Whistleblower goes full QAnon but makes it about Gabbard
SLOP+ By Cate Brown (via @wttp3)
SCOOP: The NSA detected a phone call between foreign intelligence and a person close to Trump last spring. Whistleblower says that @DNIGabbard blocked agency from sharing report and delivered it to White House chief of staff.
unhinged recap where reality is negotiable and facts are optional
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correlation = causation but make it political
SLOP+ By Fattus Prickus (via @wttp3)
Just realised I haven’t seen a single tweet about a flag getting hung on a lamppost or a roundabout getting one painted on it since Tommy Robinson came out as a homosexual. Makes you think.
CIA psyop to desensitize us via unspecified means (very normal take)
SLOP+ By 10k0.tenko (via @wttp3)
It's a psychological operation headed by the Criminal Instigation Agancy(CIA) under bush To DESENSITIZE future generations from human crimes against fellow humans and destroy empathy
Hitler allegedly betrayed Kanye across 76 years of death
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China weaponizes wind with asbestos spin—debt go brrrr
SLOP+ By The White Rabbit Podcast (via @wttp3)
He went on to say that China makes wind turbines but doesn't use them. They sell them to stupid people. (They also place Asbestos in the mechanisms that spin onto crops). He said the more windmills a Country has the more debt & problems. So much Truth my head is spinning.
unverified allegations packed into a single deranged sentence, pure slop
SLOP+ By The Serfs (youtube.com/theserftimes) (via @wttp3)
Dave Rubin claims Candace Owens openly hated Charlie Kirk so she reveals he's secretly been a pedophile groomer and she knew about it for years but told no one and may have had an affair with Peter Thiel
France honeypot'd Trump with fake intel, obviously
James Tate (via @wttp3)•
China's 30yr psychological warfare: making us quit our nootropic sticks
SLOP+ By Cigarette Nostalgia (via @wttp3)
The Chinese understand cigarettes and nicotine are elite nootropics for efficiency. In the 1990s they psychologically convinced Americans smoking was bad. Now we’re fat, slow, and inefficient