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POTUS uses turkey pardon for low-hanging pelosi/schumer bit

By Rapid Response 47 (via @wttp3)•November 25, 2025

. @POTUS : "The turkeys being pardoned today go by the names Gobble and Waddle. When I first saw their pictures... I was going to call them Chuck and Nancy — but then I realized I wouldn't be pardoning them. I would never pardon those two people."