LinkedIn's D-Day: when mediocrity stormed the beaches with synergy

A satirical parody of LinkedIn's corporate culture presented as a vintage military propaganda poster. Multiple stereotypical tech professionals and startup gurus are depicted offering contradictory, buzzword-laden advice with ridiculous taglines. The composition mimics 1940s war bond posters with absurd tech industry clichés replacing patriotic messaging. Extracted text: Real engineers just need grit! Mindset & a Grit! Transformer weights just need synergy with business goals. Have you thought about alignment? SYNERGY EXPERT. Security is overblown! LEADERSHIP RULES! BizDev Guru. ALIGNMENT? Nobody uses AI-generated code in production. PASSWORD123! My Microservice Architecture. Have you tried scaling? Just My Two Cents... 4% EXPERT LEVEL 2¢. Welcome to LinkedIn.