Dog's clingy behavior gets MBA-fied into synergistic household ops

A split-panel meme comparing a dog's actual behavior (following its owner everywhere) with how the same behavior would be described on LinkedIn using corporate jargon. The dog wears a pink/magenta headscarf in both images against a light blue background, with the humorous juxtaposition highlighting how mundane or embarrassing actions get repackaged as impressive professional accomplishments. Extracted text: Reality I follow my mother around 24/7. Even to rooms I do not need to be in. LinkedIn I lead cross-functional initiatives in Human Proximity & Emotional Oversight, ensuring continuous alignment, visibility, and real-time support across all household operations.