Vinyl DJ smuggling charges: maximum cringe with records

A two-panel comic showing customs officers in a boat demanding identification from a cargo ship, only to discover the 'beast' is actually a pretentious vinyl-only DJ surrounded by crates of records in the ship's cabin. The joke plays on the assumption that something dangerous was being smuggled when it's actually just someone traveling with their DJ equipment. Extracted text: WHERE'S THIS BEAST FROM? CAPTAIN, IDENTIFY YOURSELF AND CARGO! HI MATES, I'M A VINYL-ONLY DJ ON THE WAY TO MY GI CUSTOM @technomemist