political parodymilk propagandamaga spoof
Dairy lobby's fever dream meets political fever dream
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chef de cuisine at the water treatment plant (fluoride burrito arc)
Well, the whole gang went to culinary school and learned how to make fluoride. Lots of myths and misconceptions surround this stuff. But one thing is for sure-- it really enhances your breakfast burrito. Look at me-- I’m chef de cuisine at the water treatment plant.
Peak internet insanity: the poop briefcase conspiracy nobody asked for
A satirical meme featuring three men in formal attire near an airplane, with one man carrying a briefcase. The image is captioned with an absurd claim about Putin's bodyguards collecting biological waste in a special suitcase. The layout mimics legitimate news formatting with the 'Things You Don't K...
bear grylls concert but it's just bear grylls 47 times and adderall payment
TikTok genre nobody asked for: stranded luxury escorts + geopolitical chaos
A Twitter/X thread where a user describes their new TikTok interest in videos about expensive sex workers stranded in St. Barthélemy after New Year's Eve due to a fictional Venezuela invasion shutting down air travel. Another user replies that "none of these words were in the bible," to which the or...
smartass points at sky, ruins stranger's day with technical truth
SLOP+ By Pope Grumpnatious III (via @wttp3)
Something I think about now and again happened about 20 years ago. Someone came up to me in a multi-storey car park and said is this the top level? I looked up at the sky and said ‘Yes’ They said ‘If you’re going to be like that I’ll ask someone else’
Old man encounters unicorn rave, immediately betrays generational disgust
Popular Science presents: monkey-deer romance, no further questions
A group of Japanese macaques (snow monkeys) gathered on rocks near water. The image is paired with an absurdist caption claiming monkeys are having sex with deer and questioning why they would do this. The caption is attributed to Popular Science, creating a humorous false attribution to a legitimat...
Garden State bad = immortality. Science, probably.
A meme featuring a character wearing headphones with a contemplative expression, overlaid with text about 'Garden State' sucking. Below it are clipped snippets from a health research article, creating an absurd juxtaposition between a movie critique and longevity science, implying that realizing the...
apples really said 'mental illness but make it fruit'
Fat cat denies its own physical existence via dramatic monologue
A black and white line drawing of a chubby cat lying on its back in a relaxed pose against a hot pink background. The cat has an exaggerated, rotund body with detailed fur markings and is gazing upward. Below the illustration is text written in bold black letters presenting an existential declaratio...
two political figures doing the most unhinged things possible for no reason
SLOP+ By Covie (via @wttp3)
BARACK OBAMA: Here is a list of my favorite books of 2025. DONALD TRUMP: I can identify a giraffe!
Saunatiger dummy delivery mistaken for crime scene coverage
Reddit moment energy: one man's descent into pool ball chaos
A surreal and absurdist image featuring a shirtless man in a diving pose emerging from a narrow wooden chute filled with blue balls against a bright yellow background. The composition mimics a magazine cover layout with a provocative headline about a Reddit interaction, creating intentional crude do...
Peak irony: family masks shame fish while toddler preaches veganism
A chaotic family dinner scene where four people wearing crude hand-drawn paper bag masks with exaggerated facial features sit around a table laden with a whole roasted fish, popcorn, cookies, and beer bottles. A small child in the center holds a 'GO VEGAN!' sign, creating an absurdist contradiction ...
Woman needs double young transplant tissues (doctors hate this one weird trick)
When your travel authorization has side effects
A surreal composite image showing two people at a desk with a man lying unconscious on it, set against a backdrop of government and sports logos (ESTA and FIFA). The scene combines bureaucratic imagery with absurdist humor, creating a deliberately uncomfortable and nonsensical tableau. Extracted t...
uno reverse card on boiler room culture, now fan gets bullied
A crude line-drawn illustration depicting a reversed scenario of a typical DJ boiler room setup. Instead of one DJ surrounded by fans, a single terrified stick figure fan sits in the center while dozens of DJs surround them from all angles at their equipment stations, creating an absurdist and comed...
moisturizer speedrun: any% glue-free hitler route (sphincter filtered)
TV delivery goes full identity crisis, disappointment speaks volumes
When I ordered a 42 inch TV, I wasn't expecting a DWARF TRANSVESTITE!
broke: old conspiracies. woke: we need new ones cuz those worked lol
We need a new set of conspiracy theories because the last lot came true.
random comparisoncoldplay energyno nut november energy
Comparing semen retention to Coldplay hits different at 3am
crustacean couture: the fashion take nobody asked for
I think it needs a pair of crab claws to complete the look 🦀
media roastsimpsons shitpostguardian slander
Homer
Here we see The Guardian has employed Homer Simpson as a ghostwriter
50% chance of living but only 10% chance of that—math checks out
SLOP+ By unknown
[<image> "He's alive, Frank...though he's on life-support. Doctors say he has 50% chance of living though there's only a 10% chance of that."](https:/...
basil tattoo = official membership card
SLOP+ By unknown
The tats too. If one of them is a kitchen utensil or an herb/aromatic vegetable I think that makes them official.