metro warns that your chippy might be serving cryptid meat

A tabloid food safety scare presented with the dramatic intensity of a crime scene investigation, complete with a stock photo of someone grimly clutching a sandwich. The implication that British fast food joints are casually serving unidentified animal products is framed as shocking news, though the actual findings are probably just regulatory paperwork gone wrong. This is what happens when journalism meets the need to fill column inches with ambient anxiety about what you ate for lunch.