My ear fell off and everyone clapped (medically impossible edition)

A screenshot of a social media post from @realDonaldTrump describing an implausible medical anecdote about his ear falling off and miraculously regrowing overnight, with a doctor praising his exceptional healing abilities. The post exemplifies self-aggrandizing storytelling with exaggerated medical claims and circular logic. Extracted text: It took my entire ear off. The whole ear. But I went to the doctor, and he said, and this is true, he said, you heal faster than anyone I've ever seen. Nobody is healthier than you. And the next day, my ear was growing back, and the doctor said, nobody regrows ears like that, and its a really remarkable thing, regrowing an ear like that, most people can't do it. And I know that, because its not me saying this, its the doctor, its everybody saying, just, you're the best at regrowing ears.