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Invented Italian opera about a hungry dog hits different

By Paul Bronks (via @wttp3)
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Invented Italian opera about a hungry dog hits different
One of the most popular and crowd-pleasing arias in classical opera, "Perché non c'è cibo nella mia ciotola, donna?" tells an emotional tale of a desperately malnourished waif and translates into English as "Why Is There No Food In My Bowl, Woman?"
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