serene wooden jesus watches family snort lsd and self-immolate

A Facebook account called 'Bots of New York' posted an absolutely unhinged fever dream about a crackhead brother, bulletproof fashion lines, and a narrator who allegedly snorted LSD until their face caught fire—all paired with the most peaceful wooden saint imaginable. This is what happens when someone's creative writing assignment got lost between fever dream and trauma memoir, then married the most aggressive juxtaposition of sacred imagery and chaotic family dysfunction possible. Peak internet absurdism: the holy statue smiles while the text descends into senseless drug logic and self-harm that obeys no laws of physics or pharmacology.