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FDA approves brain's personal brand of enlightenment™

FDA approves brain's personal brand of enlightenment™

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A vibrant, psychedelic advertisement featuring an anthropomorphic rainbow-colored brain in a white lab coat holding a glowing LSD tablet. The scene is surrounded by surreal imagery including blue flowers, muscle-bound arms, syringes, petri dishes, Reddit avatars, and two bewildered-looking people in business casual standing in a field. The whole composition has a mock-FDA-approval aesthetic with neon accents and cosmic background. Extracted text: NEURO-PHARMA FOR A BRIGHTER TOMORROW! LSD+™ SYNTHETIC HOPAMINE LIMITLESS SEROTONIN DELIVERY FDA APPROVED MIRACLE MUSCLE MIRACLE MUSCLE GROW Side effects may include temporary bliss, permanent curiosity, and existential enlightenment. Consult your psychonaut. Narrator: Yeah, right. Good luck with that.
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