electronic salad hits different when served with techno biscuits

Someone at an indie FM station decided that food metaphors apply to both music and... whatever "electronic salad" is supposed to mean. The vibe screams chronically-online radio personality who thinks surrealist descriptor mashups equal personality. It's the kind of content that makes you wonder if the host is speaking English or if they've been in a hyperbaric chamber breathing only station jingles. Peak small-market radio energy meets someone who discovered thesaurus.com at 3 AM.