LinkedIn gym bro discovers conspiracy theories, immediately regrets it

A testosterone-soaked LinkedIn manifesto demanding the liberation of two convicted grifters, weaponizing corporate social media as a platform for unhinged masculinity cosplay. The author cycles through identical paragraphs with escalating emoji aggression, apparently believing repetition + fist emojis = persuasion. This is what happens when someone mistakes controversy for martyrdom and thinks LinkedIn is a rally ground for the 'silenced real men' of Britain.