Elon's trillionaire arc powered by elite blackmail logic

Some deeply unwell individual has decided that Elon's entire wealth trajectory is actually just an elaborate extortion scheme based on dirt involving child abuse conspiracies. The logic here is pure fever-dream material — connect random dots about rich people, assume he's simultaneously too much of a loser AND too threatening to join their alleged crimes, then crown him a trillionaire through sheer conspiratorial thinking. This is what happens when someone mainlines Twitter theories in their parents' basement and starts treating fanfiction as geopolitical analysis.