numbers go brrrr, conspiracy intensifies, touch grass immediately

ALERT!!! THE SECRET CODE REVEALS A MASSIVE COVER-UP!!! DID YOU SEE THAT?! 8000, 300?, POLS! BUT GESISCHC IS GONE FOREVER!!! THEY'RE HIDING THE TRUTH! WAIT… 8000 AGAIN?! AND THEN 500, THEN 167… WHAT ARE THEY TRYING TO CONCEAL?! A DEADLY SECRET BEHIND THE NUMBERS!!! BANANA TOP<SYO> IS A CODE FOR SOMET...