Greggs adds chicken roll, civilization falls, very serious
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Imagine all the people... blocking this guy on Twitter
SLOP+ By Paul Birch (via @wttp3)
Can you imagine a world with no Daily Mail, no Farage or Russian sponsored Reformers, no Tories, no GMB 'News', no flag-weaponisers, no Piers Morgan, no Clarkson or no Royal Family...oh it'd be bloody lovely. You may say I'm a lefty, liberal dreamer...but I'm not the only one.
Cousin Poppy's London trip was a masterclass in Murphy's Law
SLOP+ By Florence Lox (via @wttp3)
Poor Cousin Poppy went to the fireworks in London last night. Her pug got so frightened by all the banging it shat in her handbag. She had her phone stolen 3 times. Overzealous security confiscated her bottles of Buckfast. When she got back to Surrey she found she had been burgled. Well done Sadiq. ...
