someone fed vegetables through a text-to-speech corrupted by aliens
CAPS-LOCK-FEVER✕REMOVE FILTER
someone discovered thesaurus.com at 3am and it went nuclear
ARARGAEDON screams OBLIBERATE minds twist lexicon of doom
garbled spamnut and bolt chaosunion made nonsense
Unhinged hardware store ad having a stroke about bolts and unions
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